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How Meg Stole Christmas

So as we approach Christmas and the spirit fills the air

Stockings neatly hung by the chimney with care

Santa Claus will not be coming even though he still cares

It's because greedy Meg Whitman has already been there

She's stolen all the presents for the good girls and boys

Yanked down the stockings and stolen the toys

There is no joy in Who Ville cause Meg's just left town

She's laid off everyone and closed our department down

Ahh Meg Whitman the evil elf on the shelf

I've got 3 words for you "Go F--- Yourself"!

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Ding dong the witch is dead

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There was an old Meggot from Kent,

He skull was so numb, that it bent,

She thought with a grin,

As she wiped off Her chin,

"All our money, for MEEEEEEE, we have spent!"

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Ding dong the witch is Meg that stole Christmas

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There was a Meggot from Nantucket,

We all wished she’d go kick the bucket,

All the workers, She laid-off,

She acted like Bernie Madoff,

My ear of corn? She can shuck it!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

The Rich Meggot rules!

With more money than you!

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Although I didn't know it,

You're truly a Poet!

And your feet are Longfellows!

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