Thread regarding Education Management Corporation layoffs

While your at it, feel free to mock me.

Opening scene to McDonalds commercial:

Young black McDonalds employee walks into restaurant with a big grin on his face holding a white envelope. As he feels what's inside will be his ticket out of economic enslavement, he proffers it to his shift manager while all other employees gather around in anticipation of the grand news. The manager opens up the envelope

and reads: "blah, blah, blah...

congratulations on your acceptance to


I'll let you all fill in the blanks. It's too pathetic.

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Quit being a everyone here knows it’s a sham. Der chuka hook-eddie-do!

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What does that commercial have to do with anything? Many kids in high school work part time jobs and then get accepted to college.

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"After careful consideration of the loan moolah, we have decided that you definitely fit the demographic we're after."

Oh, yeah. Merry Christmas.


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Do you think that they might close, but reopen the next day under different ownership and maybe with a different name.

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