Opening scene to McDonalds commercial:
Young black McDonalds employee walks into restaurant with a big grin on his face holding a white envelope. As he feels what's inside will be his ticket out of economic enslavement, he proffers it to his shift manager while all other employees gather around in anticipation of the grand news. The manager opens up the envelope
and reads: "blah, blah, blah...
congratulations on your acceptance to
I'll let you all fill in the blanks. It's too pathetic.