The Napoleon Bonaparte of balance sheets has gone on the offensive. That's right, little Billy Turdburgler has plucked some bloat from the accounting hierarchy. He has proven that he is the perfect new d-bag addition to the soulless executive team. Four people were axed this go around but the word is that more are on the way, and the severance is not what you would hope. Mood Elevator is at unemployed.
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Every laid off employee will receive one strand of lights to hang themselves with.
I hear the tree lights are coming back. Miss those!!!!
CHK management a joke
You should be more specific. What is the joke?
What a joke!
I agree with everything you said. The writing is on the wall.
Mood elevator is at unemployed. That made me laugh so hard!!!!! That sh&ts funny!
But good news for Ascent. Every time we make cuts they get a surge in talent.
They lost some incredibly talented and devoted people yesterday. Someone clearly had no idea how much those guys did if they think they can simply consolidate those positions. Morale was already low but this was a s---er punch. If this is the best chk can do, I'm glad I left. Best of luck to those who were pushed out and to those left behind to pick up the pieces.
Yet.... Gotta love this new Sin Decrappy culture !
These are layoffs of the quiet kind. Won't be on the 10pm news