COP has worked with the State of Oklahoma and the Canadian government and will announce a Q4 sale of Canadian oil and pipe it all to Bartlesville. ECO in 2018 will result in COP providing early retirement to all of the posters of layoff.com, since it isn't fair that COP holds these positive and uplifting people away from providing their true value elsewhere.
It must be true - I heard this from a very reliable source who told me about it as he was signing the paperwork to close down Bartlesville.
P.S. The low oil prices over the last two years has nothing to do with the company profitability. I heard from a reliable source that it was COP management who drove prices low and should be blamed for the industry woes.